The Railter 

<br/><br/> When Mr. Finnegan greeted St. Peter, he said: "It's fine job you've got here for a long time."  "Well, Finnegan," said St. Peter, "here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a penny."  "Ah," said Finnegan, "I'm needing cash. Lend me a penny."  "Sure," said St. Peter "just wait a minute."