TY  - SER
AU  - Bennett, Dan. 
TI  - Hard to bag / 
N1  - The Rotary Balita no. 769 (April 14, 1955)
N2  - A famed matador was fighting in the bull ring of a small town in Mexico near the American border where many of the spectators in the stands were seeing their first bull fight. Among those was an old Texan cowboy. The fight had reached the stage where the matador, armed with only a cape, was taunting the bull to charge him, avoiding the animal's sharp horns by mere fractions of an inch, and flipping the cape aside as the bull charged past. At last the old cowboy could stand it no longer. He rose to his feet and shouted:  "Bud, he ain't never gonna run into the sack unless you hold it still!"  -Dan Bennett
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