The Rotary Balita no. 681 (September 27, 1951)

When Rotarians' cars get old and worn, and then begin to toddle, they go to Northern Motors and trade them in, and get the latest model.

Now, I have very often thought that when my joints get achy, and when my hair has all turned gray, and knees are rather shaky: and when the onward march of time has left me rather feeble, how nice 'twould be to find a firm that deals in worn out people.

How nice 'twould be, when feet give out or one has dents in livers, if one could go and get new parts, just like we do for Bhevies. And when my form is bent with age, and gets to looking shoddy, how nice 'twould be to trade it in, and get a brand new model!