Nuts N’ Balls
Student obtained 0% in an exam!
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct and funny too. The teacher has no sense of humor.
Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die? His last battle.
Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage.
Q5: What is the main reason for failure? Exams.
Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple? The other half.
Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? Wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping? No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You will never find an elephant that has one hand
Q11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? Very large hands
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all, the wall is already built
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floor are very hard to crack.
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